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Female M

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Everyone was a bit surprised to see a female M in the Pierce Brosnan movies although in hindsight it makes a lot of sense. She might be the female race's only chance of controlling James Bond! The winning punchline was submitted by Berlinghoff Rasmussen. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #354 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-01-14.

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8 of 12
That's right! Consider this payback!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Its good to see that a part of you still works to peak efficiency.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
You wish, I'm this film's Bondgirl!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
8 of 12
One of us had to be truthful!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Like, you'd ever find out!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Party's over, Romeo!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Nope-- just British!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Stay back! I've heard what all that "undercover" work is all about
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Razor Blade
no, i'm Jack Nicholson in drag!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Razor Blade
yeah,we are replacing you with a women too shames!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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