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This cartoon was suggested by Dmitri. The winning punchline was submitted by Angela Ehrlich. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #369 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-04-28.

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Top 10 punchlines

Mark
A loaded gun beats four-of-a-kind!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dan "Thumper" Roberts
The rules are simple: Three of a kind beats two pair. Four of a kind beats a full house. Leading man beats bad guy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 27 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
The cards were shaken, not shuffled.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 25 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dernhelm
Wouldn't you let me win if I was pointing a gun at you from under the table?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 24 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leander
I'm the only one playing.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 23 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leander
I make sure the cards are shaken, not stirred.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 23 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dead_ire
I don't. In fact I just got 23.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 23 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
bullseye
I had an affair with the screenwriter
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ilta
My opponents have no deck perception.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Quite easily, my dear.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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