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There have been many villains who've attempted many times to kill super-spy Shames Bombed - all of them unsuccessfully. Finally we discover why. Also, a spin-off contest - let's see who's the first person to list each villain's name (both the character and the actor) and post it on the Discussion Board. The winning punchline was submitted by Corsair. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #400 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-12-09.

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Hiergargo
Would it have killed you to rent a few Velociraptors from Jurassic Park?
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We couldn’t even kill Austin Powers.
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Angela Ehrlich
Other than he has looks, money, and highly skilled in hand to hand combat?
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Ace King
I say we hire and arm all the women he has dumped at the end of every movie.
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One of his devices is an escape clause.
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