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Shameless Bombed bumper sticker

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This week, we imagine what James Bond would have for a bumper sticker on his high powered, multi-feature spy car. Sevnote - try and keep it brief or the writing will be getting awful tiny (I may have to increase the size of the bumper sticker and also enlarge the cartoon just to make it more readable). The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #461 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-03-03.

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I brake for babes
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Chick Magnet
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In Her Majesty's Service
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This is my other car.
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You missed again.
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If you can read this, duck.
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Got gadgets?
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Spy On Board
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If you can read this, you're in range.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 23 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Horn broken, watch for laser.
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