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This cartoon was suggested by Gregory Griffiths. The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #491 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-10-27.

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Simple double O, I invent the missions too.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 20 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
damn... you made it back again?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 21 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Simple, I also supply the bad guys.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 21 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Careful Bond, "Em" asked me the same thing and now he's a woman.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 24 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I have a bug in M's office!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 26 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That book is the script for your next movie.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 26 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A hammer needs nails. It isn't hard.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 26 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I always make 'em multi-purpose.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 26 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
James, it's the actors that change, not the gadgets.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I pay attention during our briefing.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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