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Enigmatic archvillain

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This cartoon was suggested by Odon. The winning punchline was submitted by firefly. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #559 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-09-11.

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This is my face, the guy holding me is irrelavent.
Rating: 4.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 29 Aug 03:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Show my face to a group of trained assassins .. Riight
Rating: 4.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 29 Aug 09:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Beats me-- you can't kill Bombed, and his face is everywhere!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 29 Aug 08:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Talk to the cat.
Rating: 3.90 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 29 Aug 02:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Is my human holding me off camera again?
Rating: 3.90 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 29 Aug 03:18 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pay no attention to the man behind the kitten!
Rating: 3.89 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 29 Aug 07:26 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm in the Witness Protection Program!
Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 29 Aug 04:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's not pleasant. I'm allergic to cats.
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 30 Aug 12:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Does the term "Secret" agent mean anything to you?
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 29 Aug 03:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm a spy, idiot -- wouldn't that be counter-productive?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 29 Aug 02:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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