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Bombed villain

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Bond villains are an idiosyncratic bunch, what with their huge underground lairs, convoluted killing techniques and penchant for evil plan exposition. The winning punchline was submitted by gamigirl2003. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #512 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-05-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

I need you to help me find my weapons of mass destruction.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 6 May 01:37 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I was hoping you'd get rid of some of my hedgemen, I've gone over budget this year already.
Rating: 3.69 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 2 May 04:34 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To explain my plan so you don't accidentally ruin it!
Rating: 3.61 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Sun 29 Apr 01:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Your Little Black Book for starters . . .
Rating: 3.53 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Sun 29 Apr 01:27 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I lost my watch in the pool over there, would you get it for me?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 2 May 04:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nevermind. I'll just kill myself and save you the trouble.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Sun 29 Apr 04:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sit down...this could take a while to explain
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Sun 29 Apr 09:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Miss Moneypenny's phone number.
Rating: 3.31 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sun 29 Apr 02:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Any ideas on how a guy like me can get a girl like that?
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sun 29 Apr 02:23 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Please...Like you don't know already.
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 2 May 04:18 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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