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This week has Shameless Bombed's many enemies getting together plotting how to kill him. The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-03-05.

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shoudlnt you be growing taller
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 5 Mar 01:36 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Next time you think about speaking, just punch yourself in the face until the thought goes away.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 5 Mar 01:42 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Where have you been? The World is not Enough!!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 5 Mar 10:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
if you didn't have such cool hair i would have you executed bu the firing squad
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 5 Mar 01:37 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The world didn't steal our girlfriends!
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 3 Mar 04:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's Plan B!
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 3 Mar 04:53 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, the last time we did that I lost an eye...
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 28 Feb 11:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you implying my vision is lacking?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 27 Feb 10:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's always the HOLE in that plot!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 4 Mar 09:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Someone wanna brief the new guy?
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 1 Mar 02:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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