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Knowledgeable spy Part 1

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Note - all the knowledgeable dialogue in this cartoon was written by Dr Christoper Kovacs (inventor of the 'xenotretinoin particles' in the Pus in Boots film). Being an ignoramus myself, I was having trouble coming up with expert sounding dialogue without it coming across as mere technobabble. I tried thinking of someone who does know just about everything and Dr Chris immediately came to mind. So many thanx to Chris for his expert help! The winning punchline was submitted by e of PI (debriefing) and Nietche Keen (figuring out women). There were 29 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #403 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-12-19.

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Nodrog_CRC
1: Wrecked car, saved world, got girl.
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John Zieman
1: M hasn't figured out that 'vacation' isn't a mission-codename...
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Mike Wille
1: Sounds like he already knows what happened!
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Larry Skea
1: I sure could use a De-briefing. (wink)
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dettus
1: *purrr* will judi dench be inside?
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benderman
1: That's not the type of DEBRIEFING I had in mind.
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benderman
1: Sir, I'm in the middle of another mission right now.
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EofS
1: One minute. I'm doing a little debriefing of my own.
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Nodrog_CRC
1: I came, I saw, I conquered.
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Nodrog_CRC
1: He still hasn't figured out how to use the intercom, huh?
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