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Destroying expensive vehicles

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This cartoon was suggested by EofS. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen (licensed to kill) and Nietche Keen (creative parking). There were 29 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #458 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-29.

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Top 10 punchlines

1: I'm licensed to kill, not drive!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 22 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: As long as I don't run into any ladies.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 22 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Take care of it like it was a beautiful woman, or take care of it like it was an enemy agent?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 22 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Like a good woman, I'll break it in gently . . .
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 22 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: So you didn't put in the self-distruct button?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 22 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Define "take care of it."
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 23 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: That'll be easy if I don't hit any plot-holes...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Than I would suggest not giving it to me.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Is that why you didn't put in seatbelts?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: It'll stay in perfect condition....until the high speed chase.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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