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Ruining fairy tales

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I've always insisted it's impossible to spoof spoofs - you end up just repeating their jokes. Having to do a Shrek spoof has only confirmed it - I'm just glad I did this before a 3rd Shrek movie. Trying to find easily recognisable fairy tale characters that haven't featured in the movie yet is nigh impossible! Surely after 3 movies, there'd be nothing left! The winning punchline was submitted by Yorgi. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #414 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-03-13.

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Neitche Keen
Call me the Grimm Reaper!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 8 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Did you see that bucket over the wicked witch's door?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 12 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pona
Ruined? They're improved!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 6 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
What do you mean "_we_"?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 6 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gregory Griffiths
Yep. We haven't even started on politicians yet!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 6 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gregory Griffiths
Oh please! The term is "creatively altered"!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 6 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Plenty. But that's what sequels are for!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 6 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Yes. How do you feel about kissing frogs?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 6 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Yes, but Disney got to them first!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 6 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Yes, but Monty Python beat us to it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 6 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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