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Peter Parker is going through many changes in his life. The loss of his uncle, raging teenage hormones, graduating from school... oh and that whole superhero powers thing! The winning punchline was submitted by P Swayne. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #340 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-10-01.

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Top 10 punchlines

Captain S
You've lost your glasses again, haven't you?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 28 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gigatron
Auntie, How many time have we told you not to mix your meds.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 26 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
NeonLizard
Ya well at least I don't have mood swings and turn green!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 26 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P Swayne
Nonsense. Can I have flies for dinner?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 25 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Like what?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 1 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Zenopeep
So you finally found my website!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Zenopeep
Well, at least I don't wet the bed anymore!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
Come on, Aunt Mae, a guy needs a hobby! I just took up gymnastics!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spindel
Well, You said not to get any mud on the carpet!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spindel
Fighting supervillians is easier than dating.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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