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Mutant persecution

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The X-Men are constantly persecuted and vilified for their mutant powers. And yet Spiderman whose mutation has given him the traits of one of nature's creepiest creatures is considered hip and cool (apart from J Jonah Jamison but he's just being opportunistic). Why does Spidie get it so good? The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #485 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-08-31.

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With great power comes great publicity!
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Working at a newspaper has its benefits!
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I was smart enough to wear a mask!
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Well, for one thing, I don't growl like an animal and wave razor-sharp claws around when I'm mad!
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You save one carload of kids and everybody feels all warm and fuzzy about you!
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Unlike you, I don't destroy the furniture.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 24 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I have the ability to rescue people without the risk of shredding them.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 24 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You should try wearing a mask.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 24 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I get about the same amount of persecution as you guys...I just get it all from my boss!
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Next time someone asks you for an autograph, don't use your claws.
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