Spider venom

This cartoon was suggested by OsamaBombadil. The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #512 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-06-01.

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Top 10 punchlines

Khalas		For the same reason Batman isn't emitting girly screams to stop himself from flying into walls at night. Rating: 4.03 | No of Ratings: 32 | Submitted Fri 25 May 07:12 PM | Rate:
Eric		Hey, why do you think this costume has no mouth opening? Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 31 May 04:24 AM | Rate:
Mark		Just be glad I don't have eight eyes. Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 30 May 04:22 PM | Rate:
OsamaBombadil		It was a MALE spider! Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 31 May 01:40 PM | Rate:
The Great Wizzard		I'm more worried if I get eaten by my wife in our wedding night Rating: 3.74 | No of Ratings: 23 | Submitted Fri 25 May 04:28 PM | Rate:
Ensign Walkonpart		Women are never satisfied! Next, are you going to count my appendages? Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Fri 25 May 08:53 PM | Rate:
mammakins		I don't hear you complaining about that nice silk wedding dress I spun for you! Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Sat 26 May 01:55 AM | Rate:
Khalas		Hey, spiders don't wear spandex, either. Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Fri 25 May 07:17 PM | Rate:
Alex_of_Borg		I do, my kisses are to die for. Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 22 | Submitted Fri 25 May 02:17 PM | Rate:
Slater		Do you want me to save you or not? Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 30 May 11:01 AM | Rate: