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This week wonders how Peter Parker could've obtained so many superpowers from a simple little spider bite. The winning punchline was submitted by T.J Force IX. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-10-24.

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Top 10 punchlines

That, and a fear of getting stepped on!
Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 22 Oct 02:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just be glad it wasn't a fly!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 22 Oct 02:29 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Actually, I got most of it off the Web
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 17 Oct 04:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
did i say that outloud?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 21 Oct 03:14 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think I may be allergic.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 16 Oct 02:42 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You should see what he got!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 18 Oct 07:55 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Actually, I'm in a venom induced coma and dreaming all of this.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 18 Oct 01:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just be thankful it wasn't a mosquito...
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Tue 16 Oct 02:46 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
RADIOACTIVE spider.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 16 Oct 02:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I know. I was expecting six arms and grotesque mandibles.
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Tue 16 Oct 02:44 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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