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Not-so-secret identity

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Considering the secret identity is a superhero's most precious asset, Spiderman does a pretty poor job of protecting it. All his friends, girlfriend, enemies, even a train full of commuters have seen his face! The winning punchline was submitted by firefly. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #560 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-09-17.

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With rush hour comes great invisibility!
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 01:53 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My aunt still hasn't found out. But then again, she also still thinks Stalin might invade any day now...
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 03:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is NYC. Lots of faces. No identities.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 12:26 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, not anymore.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 10 Sep 09:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
... and what's your superpower, Captain Obvious?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 10 Sep 10:03 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yeah, but it's a secret.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 10 Sep 10:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
6 less people now.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 10 Sep 11:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So far, the IRS doesn't know so keep it quiet.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 02:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That blind guy in the back --
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 04:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, and this $100 says you don't either
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 04:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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