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Superman's weakness

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Most superheroes come equipped with a power or two. However, Superman comes equipped with the whole kit and kaboodle. Speed, flight, strength, invulnerability, laser eyes, x-ray vision... add in his clean cut looks and boy scout piousness and he definitely qualifies as the most annoying superhero around! The winning punchline was submitted by Galileo7. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #474 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-05-28.

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I'm an illegal alien without a work visa.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 22 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can't get a date when I'm disguised as a mild-mannered nerd!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can get some, if that's a requirement!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 27 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I occasionally melt when I see a woman...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 22 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My X-ray vision distracts me occasionally!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 22 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yeah... Lois Lane...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 22 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well yes...peeking
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 22 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can't look at Batman's undies without laughing.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 22 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I do have a weakness for inquisitive female reporters.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 22 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Anyone with the initials 'L.L.'
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 22 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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