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I persuaded Wendy to go see Superman Returns with me last week. The movie was good, not great. I don't know why everyone is saying Superman is gay - if anything, I thought he had a bit of a creepy stalking thing going with Lois Lane. Unfortunately I'm paying for taking Wendy to a superhero film - she saw the trailer for The Lakehouse which must be one of the sappiest chick flicks in years ("hey, let's talk about our feelings through letters and voice overs for 2 hours"... urrrgghhhh!) and insists we have to go see it in return. But getting back on track - seeing Superman reminded me again just what a crock his secret identity is. So this week, we explore the different ways superheroes hide their secret identity. The winning punchline was submitted by EofS. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #481 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-07-25.

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ok don't laugh...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
i surround myself with idiots
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
An alter-ego so pathetic no-one would ever think of it
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just call me the Man of Steel frames
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Everyone ignores a geek
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I rely on people's stupidity
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
In plain sight!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I have the power to suspend disbelief indefinitely!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You'll never believe it...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Only my Optometrist knows for sure.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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