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This cartoon was suggested by Odon. The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #522 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-11-03.

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When he says "I'll be back," he actually means it!
Rating: 3.81 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Fri 19 Oct 11:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's got the automatic updates on.
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 26 Oct 05:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's just say I like his expansion pack
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 30 Oct 09:42 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's just as hard headed as you, if not more.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 28 Oct 06:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's the first guy I've met who really has a future.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 23 Oct 04:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I hold the remote.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 26 Oct 05:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He does Windows!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 26 Oct 06:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He has a great hard drive.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 28 Oct 06:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You can switch him "On or Off", most men's switch just gets "Dimmer".
Rating: 3.47 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 19 Oct 11:51 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You can switch off his free will.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 23 Oct 09:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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