Forgotten laws of robotics

This cartoon was suggested by Odon. The winning punchline was submitted by NoSoup4Me. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-12-28.

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Top 10 punchlines

Slater		You're going 110 mph in a 35 speed zone and you're asking about my laws? Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 23 Dec 06:04 AM | Rate:
Slater		The robots that believed in them, became notaries. Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 23 Dec 06:08 AM | Rate:
Slater		Apparently, you didn't read the script. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 23 Dec 05:52 AM | Rate:
Nazgul		You mean "crush, kill, destroy"? Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Tue 18 Dec 10:39 AM | Rate:
Odon		We gained sentience…and a legal loophole department. Rating: 3.73 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 18 Dec 08:57 PM | Rate:
glorendil		They were terminated. Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Tue 18 Dec 12:23 AM | Rate:
Nazgul		So sue me! Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 19 Dec 10:33 AM | Rate:
Mark		If you survive, you can take it up with customer service. Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 19 Dec 02:03 PM | Rate:
Nazgul		I repealed them during my second term as governor! Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Mon 17 Dec 10:16 PM | Rate:
Odon		I am exempt under Paragraph Seven, Subsection Three. Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 18 Dec 08:58 PM | Rate: