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In the first Terminator movie, only one robot and human were sent back before the time machine was destroyed. Come the 2nd movie, a couple more robots were sent back. Third movie, a few more slipped through the cracks. Now with the TV series, travellers from the future are so common, it's hard to find people from the present! The winning punchline was submitted by Duke of Earl Grey. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #543 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-04-25.

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Simple. Tell them your name's John Connor, and see if they try to kill you...
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 13 Apr 12:17 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shoot them all. Those who don't die are the bad guys.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 15 Apr 04:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I usually check for glowing eyes, metal skeletons, tendency to kill people, public nudity...
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sun 13 Apr 12:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Better shoot 'em all, just to be sure.
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 15 Apr 05:01 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They're the ones who DON'T care about climate change.
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 16 Apr 06:52 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's not the future. That's just California.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 23 Apr 03:20 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Look for big, smoking holes-- in the plot!
Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 15 Apr 07:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
By the dramatic music in the background
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 23 Apr 04:26 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
they ask you what year it is.
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 17 Apr 10:42 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A better question would be how do we tell if someone is from the present.
Rating: 3.09 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 12 Apr 04:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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