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This cartoon was suggested by T.J Force IX. The winning punchline was submitted by KnightMove. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #549 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-06-19.

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Want me to shoot or give a quantum physics lecture?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 30 May 07:16 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Same way a defeated computer can keep sending more robots!
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 31 May 05:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Heisenberg Plot Uncertainty Priciple
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 29 May 09:17 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's actually "nudity" that's important, not "living flesh"...
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 30 May 06:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Liquid metal is the new flesh.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 7 Jun 02:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He slipped in through a plothole.
Rating: 3.31 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 30 May 03:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're running for you life, and THAT'S what you're thinking about?
Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 31 May 02:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you have any idea how many germs are on that thing?
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 1 Jun 11:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
OK, living flesh and liquid metal!
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 3 Jun 08:27 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You think only terminators get upgraded?
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 3 Jun 05:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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