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Cop shapeshifter

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This week wonders why the T-1000 Terminator, who can take the form of anything or anyone, always insists on taking the form of the same, conspicuous looking guy. The winning punchline was submitted by Tobias. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #567 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-11-20.

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It's a cop out.
Rating: 3.91 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 01:55 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Put it this way: ALWAYS use a screen-saver!
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 08:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It hasn't downloaded any new skins yet.
Rating: 3.77 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 6 Nov 09:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He IS a cop! You've got quite a record by 2030.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 01:22 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You can't break the physics of law!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 01:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Robots like uniformity.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 01:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Vengeance. The original cop tried to fine him for indecent exposure...
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 03:27 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's it's childhood dream!
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 01:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It only has the one costume!
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 01:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
After ME, you still think robots have no ego?
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 08:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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