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I'm trying to convert Wendy to the Terminator franchise, both the TV series and the movies. I'm making headway with the TV show (which I'm enjoying immensely) but somehow the upcoming Terminator Salvation film is failing to capture her imagination. I showed her the trailer - surely a giant robot with a cannon for a head should win her over! Alas no. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #575 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2009-02-13.

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We're going to need a bigger can opener.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the next governor of California!
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 31 Jan 11:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why do you always have to shoot off your mouth?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 31 Jan 05:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gesundheit!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 31 Jan 03:26 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We'll see who blinks first
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 31 Jan 07:36 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Now that's a killer stare
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 31 Jan 07:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I do survive this movie, right?
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 3 Feb 11:54 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's gonna need a romantic interest if we want the female demographic.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 31 Jan 12:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Worst Christmas gift ever.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 9 Feb 09:05 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, at least it'll be easy to identify.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 31 Jan 01:05 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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