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Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles has it all. Cyborgs vs cyborgs. Gun-toting fembots. Beverly Hills 90210 actors taking a bullet in the forehead. Terminators singing songs about trousers. And that was just last week's episode! This Friday night is the season finale - if the show isn't renewed - the series finale. So I'm beseeching all USA sevilians to be sure to watch the show, get all your friends to watch the show tomorrow for two reasons - keep the show alive and it should be a cracker of an episode! Oh yeah, and this week's cartoon answers the question which should get answered in the finale - why does the T-1000 terminator (the red head lady) keep a terminator/babysitter in the basement? The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2009-04-23.

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Top 10 punchlines

Do you have any idea how much daycare costs?
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 9 Apr 10:05 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Have you seen the babysitter prices in this economic environment?
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 10 Apr 12:00 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you know what it costs to hire a nanny these days?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 10 Apr 03:52 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I told him to go underground and he took it litterally.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 11 Apr 07:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He keeps finding his way back...
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 10 Apr 03:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We tried putting him on a leash in the front yard, but he just kept trying to chase cars.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 10 Apr 03:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Always nice to have a spare.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 9 Apr 08:02 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Until he's housebroken, I'd be crazy to give him run of the entire building!
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 9 Apr 09:26 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's a public service thing, we're pushing universal preschool for all species.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 10 Apr 02:30 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It serves as the power supply for my 50 inch plasma screen.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 10 Apr 03:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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