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I went and saw Terminator Salvation this week. What with the low Rotten Tomatoes rating, I had the expectation levels set fairly low. Consequently, I quite enjoyed the film (hell, cyborgs from the future, it'd have to be a complete stinker for me not to love it). My favourite moment was a completely unexpected cameo from Arnie himself, all CGIed to look his youthful 80's self! Great Terminator moment. Also amusing was how the nude Arnie managed to get through an entire fight scene with Christian Bale without earning the film a more adult rating. It required obscuring a la Austin Powers with steam, shadow and various objects managing to get in the way. The winning punchline was submitted by beyond_section. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #586 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2009-07-23.

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Ah - the "steamy" cameo they promised.
Rating: 4.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 3 Jul 07:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You want me to wait while you go steal some pants of off some hoodlums?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 3 Jul 04:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So I guess I'll never know if these terminators are anatomically correct.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 3 Jul 03:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're back, AGAIN?!?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 3 Jul 03:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wow, California really is broke.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 3 Jul 04:18 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We're gonna need the Marines, and a gym towel!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 3 Jul 09:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We meet for the first time for the last time!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 6 Jul 11:23 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
One false step and we get an R rating
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 7 Jul 09:27 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I hope that steam lasts.....
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 5 Jul 08:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why am I not surprised?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 3 Jul 01:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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