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Terminator evolution

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This week wonders what technological features the teenage hottie Terminator from the TV series has. The winning punchline was submitted by TM. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #544 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-05-06.

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I could show you, but we'd lose our PG rating.
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 1 May 05:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can read thoughts. And no, that's not gonna happen. Ever.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 30 Apr 12:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
When you look this good, you don't need features!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 1 May 05:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The coveted 18-35 male demographic.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 30 Apr 04:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Human males fight for us, not against us.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 30 Apr 08:37 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I break hearts.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 30 Apr 05:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can make teenage males forget all the continuity errors in this series.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 3 May 02:20 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I remember everything you say-- just like a real girl!
Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 30 Apr 04:05 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I run Microsloth Hasta-la-Vista
Rating: 3.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 29 Apr 11:24 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Control over teenage boys.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 29 Apr 11:41 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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