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Terminator mission

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In the first Terminator movie, just one terminator got through with the mission to kill Sarah Connor before the time machine was destroyed. Then in the sequel, another got through assigned to protect her. Then in the TV series, the time travel traffic is bumper to bumper as terminators are popping up all over the place, stockpiling material, infiltrating government bureaucracies, some even finding the time to try and kill John Connor. Here we wonder what other missions they might have assigned a time traveling terminator. The winning punchline was submitted by Kevinator. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-10-02.

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Top 10 punchlines

With future gas at $935 per gallon, he's just here to fill his gas can. (draw a gas can in his hand).
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Wed 24 Sep 10:03 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Vista must be stopped before it cripples them forever.
Rating: 3.62 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 25 Sep 02:02 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's to become Governor and await further instructions.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 25 Sep 06:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
His mission is to find and relocate his parents to the USA before he is born so he can run for president.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 25 Sep 09:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's here to terminate the plot holes left by all the other Terminators...
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 25 Sep 11:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's unemployed from all the competition!
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 28 Sep 05:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Putting up wallpaper. That's a glue gun.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 30 Sep 01:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To terminate this mess before it was written!
Rating: 3.10 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 24 Sep 11:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think "Survivor" wasn't meant to survive so many seasons.
Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 25 Sep 01:27 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Neighborhood Watch.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 25 Sep 08:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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