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This week looks at the world through the eyes of a Terminator. The winning punchline was submitted by law_80. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #567 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-11-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

OK! I get the point! Going to that barber now!
Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 12 Nov 10:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I need a haircut, not a close shave!
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 12 Nov 11:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
She tends to cut things a bit close.
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 12 Nov 11:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
But I've 2 million hairs, it'd be a waste of ammo!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 13 Nov 10:18 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spoken like a true escaped psychiatric prisoner!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 13 Nov 10:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sure -- if you can change the command of 'terminate' to 'cuddle and kiss'.
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 12 Nov 01:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't con a Connor, Mom.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 12 Nov 03:25 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, she always takes way too much of the top!
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 12 Nov 11:40 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I thought you said I had to survive!
Rating: 3.09 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 12 Nov 11:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I need that like a hole in the head!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 13 Nov 02:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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