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An ancient conspiracy

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Agent Mouldy from the Sev Files makes a cameo in our first Da Vinci Code parody. The winning punchline was submitted by allan. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #471 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-05-11.

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Ah, so the truth is in here!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey! I've just uncovered a code in this curtain design.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That depends on your definition of "crazy"...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 10 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Give me enough time and I can prove that Christ was an alien!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 10 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mouldy's the name, conspiracy's the game!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 10 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm listening!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Somebody say conspiracy?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not me, I'm in it for the aliens.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Now is that a rhetorical question or what?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Someone who believes the truth is not out there but in here.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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