Super vampire

This week is my first (maybe last) Twilight spoof, reflecting (again pardon the pun) on how vampires seem to have just about every superpower under the sun. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2009-11-05.

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cap10rob		Order a beer without getting carded Rating: 4.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Oct 10:19 PM | Rate:
cap10rob		Shave in a mirror Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 15 Oct 10:19 PM | Rate:
cap10rob		Gargle Holy water Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 16 Oct 02:59 AM | Rate:
cap10rob		Die apparently Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 16 Oct 04:41 AM | Rate:
Molokov		get a decent tan Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 15 Oct 07:22 PM | Rate:
ScottE Bemeup		I can't make tween girls stop stalking me. Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 16 Oct 12:18 AM | Rate:
cap10rob		It would wreck the series if I said True Love Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 16 Oct 04:41 AM | Rate:
cap10rob		If not for CGI I wouldn't show up on film Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 15 Oct 11:14 PM | Rate:
Captain Brylcream		Appeal to any movie-goer who is not a teenage girl? Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 26 Oct 04:29 AM | Rate:
T.J Force IX		Well, I'm stuck forever as a teenager, so finish puberty. Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 16 Oct 08:30 AM | Rate: