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Stealing brains

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This cartoon was suggested by Nazgul. The winning punchline was submitted by allan. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #506 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-03-15.

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You'll find out soon enough, wait for your turn..
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 15 Mar 08:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're the mind reader; guess
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They won't give them voluntarily.
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I didn't take his brain, he's one of the writers.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm just taking a little off the top.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It is a big mistake to ask a villian their secret evil plan... but if you insist...
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 11 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I found him like this. No, Really.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I paid for it, I gave them a penny for thier thoughts.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, when I find a hero with brains..I'll let you know.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't worry, I don't want yours, its worthless.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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