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This cartoon was suggested by Khalas. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #508 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-03-29.

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Apparently your relatives are a busy lot!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 28 Mar 06:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Everyone wants to date the cheerleader.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 29 Mar 11:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's called speeddating!
Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 28 Mar 07:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Other heroes get mutated by radiation-- we have inbreeding!
Rating: 4.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 24 Mar 11:23 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's just say that the stories of the Family Reunion of 1909 are all true!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 28 Mar 06:55 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
SF stands for "Soap Fiction" nowadays.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 28 Mar 06:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm guessing someone got the infinite improbability power.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 23 Mar 03:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't try to make sense of it, I just chart it.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 23 Mar 06:04 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Did I mention that I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate?
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 23 Mar 03:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You can either pretend you never asked that question, or listen to me sing 'The Circle of Life'.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 23 Mar 04:09 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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