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Cheerleader powers

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Continuing our theme of superpowers, this week wonders what powers (other than obviously self healing) Claire the cheerleader might have. The winning punchline was submitted by OsamaBombadil. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #510 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-04-26.

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I attract the 18 to 34 male demographic!
Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 25 | Submitted Thu 19 Apr 07:03 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can live without a brain!
Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 24 | Submitted Fri 20 Apr 02:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Several parts of my body defy gravity.
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 22 | Submitted Fri 20 Apr 03:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm invulnerable-- or insufferable, same thing right?
Rating: 3.41 | No of Ratings: 22 | Submitted Fri 20 Apr 02:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Isn't it obvious? GIRL power!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 20 Apr 02:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
i have weapons of mass attraction.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 27 | Submitted Thu 19 Apr 08:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mind-control-- I can make people SPELL!
Rating: 3.24 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Fri 20 Apr 02:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The plot revolves around me!
Rating: 3.23 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Mon 23 Apr 09:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
i seem to attract fatal accidents.
Rating: 3.15 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Thu 19 Apr 08:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can get killed and live to tell about it.
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sat 21 Apr 04:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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