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This cartoon was suggested by Nazgul. The winning punchline was submitted by Corsair. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #516 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-06-29.

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Is there any place in particular you don't like?
Rating: 3.82 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 26 Jun 10:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm still hoping for a contract extension
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 27 Jun 02:04 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm about to, in all directions.
Rating: 3.73 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 23 Jun 11:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My mom says I'm grounded!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 27 Jun 01:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think we found your power: nitpicking!
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 23 Jun 01:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How, exactly, do you suppose flying away will help me?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 24 Jun 03:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How about instead we find a way so I *don't* explode?
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 25 Jun 02:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's called a "fight OR flight" response!
Rating: 3.53 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 22 Jun 11:27 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hold on! I'm waiting for the network news people to arrive.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 25 Jun 07:05 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Self-destructive people are self-centered!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 29 Jun 02:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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