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This cartoon was suggested by Nazgul. The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #566 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-11-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

I'm working on the power to disappear but this is as far as I can get.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 11 Oct 04:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The censors are pretty stict about the rest!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 18 Oct 03:07 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ask our female viewers, it was their idea...
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Mon 13 Oct 03:56 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's just say you should *always* read the fine print in a contract!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 18 Oct 07:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We need to find the mutant with special sewing powers.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sat 11 Oct 06:45 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm just trying to impress the cheerleader.
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 15 Oct 03:49 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To attract "hot" chicks-- but it "backfired!"
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 5 Nov 10:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You can read minds, right? Figure it out!
Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 18 Oct 07:23 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Would you rather I lose my pants?
Rating: 3.15 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 11 Oct 02:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The audience needs SOMETHING to hold interest!
Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 12:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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