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This week wonders if you found out you had superpowers, where you'd go for guidance. The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #566 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-11-04.

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Those aren't "How To" books, y'know.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 30 Oct 06:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The shop owner has asked us to discover your destiny somewhere else.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 29 Oct 06:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Which apparently involves ogling Sue Storm, Catwoman and Lois Lane.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 30 Oct 06:33 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can't you discover your destiny in a bar instead?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 3 Nov 11:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ah! So your power is being utterly pathetic!
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 11:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So...you're destined to be a 10-year-old?
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 30 Oct 04:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Prepare for a BIG disappointment.
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 29 Oct 04:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think you just did.
Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 30 Oct 11:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Get a move on, or I'll show you where the word 'sidekick' comes from!
Rating: 3.10 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 29 Oct 08:36 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Have you tried the anime section?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 11:19 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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