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Clash of the Chosen Ones

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This cartoon was suggested by Nodrog_CRC. The winning punchline was submitted by Chip. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #476 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-06-15.

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(Obi-Wan): The only thing he's "chosen" is that blue lightsever.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey! It's a prophecy, not a democracy!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ok, we've got the decoys. Where's the real chosen ones?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 10 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hand's up those that actually saved mankind.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Remind me again why any of them were chosen!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 8 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Should we tell them what happens to "Chosen Ones"?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 8 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
M: Too bad that doesn't include being chosen to clean up their own messes. M-B: Tell me about it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 8 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Now we have to choose one.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 8 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Either of you guys want to put a wager on this?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 8 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You were foolish to meet us IN the matrix.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 8 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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