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This week's cartoon was inspired by the earlier Twist moon speech, wondering what would've happened if political correctness had been so rampant back in the sixties. The winning punchline was submitted by Slater. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-12-23.

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Top 10 punchlines

Uh Neil? We're also concerned about your body language too.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 17 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gee, maybe we should just put this off until later...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We suggest "Earth Rules!"
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 18 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How about "The moon is definitely not made of cheese"?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 18 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not really. Maybe you should just wave to the camera and smile...but don't give a thumbs up!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 17 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Try "Live long and prosper."
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you know sign language?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Try "This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius"
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 18 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't think I like your tone of voice!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 18 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not in that tone of voice
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 20 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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