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The last cartoon in the Toddler Funpark story had a very convenient punchline that leads nicely to the next saga in Gaby's life (why does every event in a young child's life have to be a saga?). Last Christmas, we bought Gaby a pet goldfish and this story is a chronicle of that event (I'm sure you can guess how the story ends). The winning punchline was submitted by woelfli. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #494 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-11-29.

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We can take baths together.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 16 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And I know where we can park it's tank!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 28 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I heard Mommy say,"There's more fish in the sea". Can I have them too?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 28 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I want the fighting ones!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 28 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And a horsie!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 16 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I wanna shark!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 16 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I want one THIS big!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 16 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
you found nemo?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 16 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Is it bigger than a bread box?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 16 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Is it the kind that walks, talks, and can play jumprope?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 16 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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