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This week has Gaby struggling to choose a pet fish. The winning punchline was submitted by cherrykool. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #495 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-12-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

The one that matches my hair!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 4 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll chose the fat one, like you daddy!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 5 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I want the chicken fish, I just saw it lay a bunch of eggs.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 5 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Which one of those will turn into a Great White Shark?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll take George.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That puppy over there.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How 'bout that pretty one stuck on the filter?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I choose them all.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I choose the yellow one, the red one, the green one, the . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Technically, fish is both singular AND plural...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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