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This week has Gaby's fish storyline taking a turn for the worse (I must admit I get a little choked up when I read this toon as I remember the events that inspired it). The winning punchline was submitted by Slater. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-12-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

Oh, no, she's drowning!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 12 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Did I say something wrong?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Is she taking a beauty nap?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think I killed her with too much kindness.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I knew she needed a fishy friend, she was just too lonely.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What's wrong Fishy? Did you forget how to swim?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Does it need a new battery?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think we should call,"911"!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I didn't even get to feed her.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I hope Mommy and Daddy kept the receipt.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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