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When Gaby's fish died earlier this year, she cried for hours, asking me 'why, daddy? why?' If anyone could come up with a good answer to this question, I'm all ears :-) The winning punchline was submitted by Batman. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #497 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-03.

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Top 10 punchlines

I think we better ask Mommy..
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think that's a mommy question...
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
She's not dead honey, she's just moved into a better body someplace else.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
She was really old in fish years.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
She didn't die, she turned into a angel fish and went to fishy heaven.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't know for sure, I'll go look it up on the computer.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's go get an ice cream and we'll talk it over.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's because there was a disturbance in the force
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To give other fishies a chance to be loved by little girls like you, honey.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can I have a hug while I try to answer that, sweetie?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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