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Fish flushing

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Gaby bids farewell to her pet fish in that time honoured tradition with dignity and style... by flushing her down the toilet. The winning punchline was submitted by padre01 and padre01. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #499 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-16.

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Top 10 punchlines

I wonder how we'll get grammy in there when she dies.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think I'll flush down some of my toys so she won't be so lonely.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Does the Grim Reaper carry a toilet plunger?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 15 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ashes to ashes, flush to flush....
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a burial at sea.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The next fishy isn't going into water if they can drown.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Somehow, I don't think Daddy ever really respected Fishy.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 15 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Now, time for the twenty-one flush salute.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 15 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Does this count as her baptism as well?
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm never using that toilet again.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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