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We wrap up Gaby's fishy saga as she reflects on her friends that never die... well, almost. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-30.

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Nope, no crosses over your eyes yet, just checking.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I stand corrected.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 29 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Unless I say so.
Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's go put you in the fish bowl and find out.
Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
... but immortality has its own drawbacks.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kinda' creeps me out now that I think about it.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait a second, didn't I bury you last week in the back yard?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I know, cause I've tried flushing Teddy down, but he keeps coming back up.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They just wear out.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 29 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
However, undead would be a better term.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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