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After Gaby's goldfish died, it was only a matter of time before we went down the puppy road (a path I'd been resisting for years). This week's cartoon documents the beginning of our journey into dog ownership. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2007-05-24.

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Top 10 punchlines

If its that much trouble I'd rather have a brother.
Rating: 3.85 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Wed 16 May 01:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
But, the goldfish washed itself!
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 21 May 12:17 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't even do that stuff for *me*.
Rating: 3.61 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Wed 16 May 01:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sorry, you lost me at "bath".
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Tue 15 May 10:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I want a puppy, not a job.
Rating: 3.53 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Wed 16 May 02:54 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I just want a puppy...you can handle the details.
Rating: 3.47 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Wed 16 May 01:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hugging and patting I do. The rest is up to you.
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Tue 15 May 10:07 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Okay, let's go get your puppy.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 22 May 10:49 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nice one daddy. Come back when you're serious.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 16 May 07:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
One week of my "help", and you'll be plenty glad to do all that stuff yourself.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Tue 15 May 10:13 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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