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Puppy selection

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This week wonders what features a toddler would look when selecting a puppy. The winning punchline was submitted by Tobias. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-06-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

The possessed one.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 1 Jun 05:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That one, he'll make me look like an angel.
Rating: 3.73 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 5 Jun 01:09 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What do you call this one Daddy?
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 1 Jun 02:18 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How about one like me?
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Thu 31 May 06:44 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This one! Our personalities are a perfect match.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Thu 31 May 06:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll take Killer over here.
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Thu 31 May 06:24 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I like this one's style.
Rating: 3.47 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Thu 31 May 06:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Here's someone else you could yell at.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 2 Jun 06:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Those are all sissy English and American puppies, I want a real Aussie dog like this one.
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 1 Jun 02:16 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This one is more my speed.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Thu 31 May 06:45 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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