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This week has Gaby welcoming her new puppy Daisy to her home - Daisy is all too eager to greet her toys. The winning punchline was submitted by Corsair. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #519 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-08-09.

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No, no, go for the homework!
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 26 Jul 08:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I wonder what the pet shop's return policy is.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 27 Jul 12:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, you and I are a team, and this team wrecks DADDY'S stuff.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 26 Jul 07:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oh No! There's no OFF Switch!
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 26 Jul 08:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mommy! Daddy! Daisy needs a doghouse!
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 31 Jul 02:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why didn't this come with a warning ?
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 26 Jul 07:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let me rephrase that!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 28 Jul 12:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I've adopted a monster . . .
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 26 Jul 07:30 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
But don't touch MY stuff.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 26 Jul 11:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait!, I have a baby brother that will taste better!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 27 Jul 01:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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