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Putting Daisy out

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There's nothing sweeter than a slumbering little girl with her little hand affectionately resting on her beloved puppy. That is, until it's time to put the dog out for the night. The winning punchline was submitted by Dr. Joe. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #529 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-12-21.

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this would be useful if she's 16.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 12 Dec 06:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Honey, why don't you put the dog out?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 7 Dec 03:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And by out, I meen leave her exactly where she is.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 7 Dec 03:44 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Interesting ... that's the same reaction I get went I wake Gaby up.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 8 Dec 09:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I meant, time to put Gaby out . . .
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 8 Dec 03:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Honey, are you sure she's not half-doberman?
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 7 Dec 02:53 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Did I say that? I mean, time to fix Daisy a steak.
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 7 Dec 04:09 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Time for plan B... Honey, could you come here, please?
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 8 Dec 01:18 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Looks like she's already put out....
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 13 Dec 02:20 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let me re-phrase that . . .
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 20 Dec 02:26 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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