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Our pet dog Daisy is possibly the wimpiest, sookiest creature in the history of the world. But one way she does resemble her wild cousins is the tactic of targeting the weakest member of the herd. Whenever we have guests over for a meal, she makes a beeline for the smallest child and closely shadows them while they eat. As soon as the opportunity presents itself, she'll quickly snatch food out of their hands. Survival of the fittest before our very eyes. The winning punchline was submitted by padre01. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #548 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-06-12.

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Stop laughing Daddy . . .
Rating: 3.90 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 6 Jun 02:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That was mine, I took it from Ethan.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 6 Jun 01:34 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I was saving half of this for you, ungrateful dog!
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 9 Jun 12:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Only take the stuff I don't want!
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 5 Jun 11:25 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I thought you were my friend!
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 6 Jun 03:01 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just for that, I'm eating your Alpo!
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 5 Jun 11:29 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bad dog! I didn't say "clean the plate"!
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 5 Jun 11:29 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My dog ate my dog!
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 6 Jun 01:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What did I ever do to deserve that?
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 6 Jun 02:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dad, Daisy stole Ethan's sandwich!
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 7 Jun 07:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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